Whenever I’m recommending a book to anyone:
“HERE, READ IT.”
Candice Sortino, age 17, ran out on the field during the 7th inning of the Arizona vs. South Carolina game at CWS on June 25th. She smacked two players butts; the one shown here is center fielder Joey Rickard.
my favorite photoset of all time
I love how in the second frame, she’s like hang on. Just one more butt, ok?
Lol
The security guard and the players are laughing! This is the best.
when people you don’t like start watching your favorite show or listening to your favorite singer
why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me
Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
where can I uninstall my period
i think if you download pregnancy it blocks it for a few months but then you get a really annoying loud pop up that doesn’t go away for 18 years
omg
stuckwithharrypottertilltheend:
WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF
I WANT TO READ IN THE SHOWER
AND TO PROTECT MY BOOKS FROM MY TEARS
IT’S 2012 WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF.
IT’S 2013 WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF OBAMA FIX THIS.
I’m working on it

the principal at my school made an announcement yesterday that the girls need to start covering up and then i found this in the hallway
BOOM.
They just showing legs not walking around naked. when a guy go without a shirt because it’s hot no one acts like its something wrong, but if a girl is wearing shorts or short top(or just one that riding up a bit) they act toward her like she’s a slut.